🍇 About Life Is Not Grape
Welcome to Life Is Not Grape — a brand born from flavor, built on fire, and rooted in the culture.
We don’t just make cannabis products—we craft experiences. From our bold rosin gummies to our rich macro batch live rosin, every item we drop is solventless, terpene-forward, and unforgettable. Life Is Not Grape isn’t about being sweet — it’s about being real. Real clean. Real strong. Real flavor.
🔥 Our Philosophy: Keep It Solventless. Keep It Loud.
At Life Is Not Grape, we believe cannabis should speak for itself. That’s why we never use solvents, distillate, or synthetic additives in our products. Every batch starts with fresh-frozen flower, carefully selected and extracted to preserve the plant’s full flavor profile, cannabinoids, and purity.
We work with craft growers and small-batch producers who care about the quality of the flower, not just the weight. Our goal is simple: deliver the loudest, cleanest, grape-inspired rosin experience on the market.
🌿 What We Create
Whether you’re a dabber, edible-lover, or vape enthusiast, Life Is Not Grape has something dialed in for you:
🍬 Rosin Gummies
Infused with real solventless live rosin, our gummies hit with full-spectrum effects and bold grape-forward flavor. No distillate. No corn syrup. Just real effects and good vibes.
🫧 Macro Batch Live Rosin
We press each batch with intention — pure, buttery rosin with explosive flavor and cannabinoid depth. Grown, frozen, and pressed with precision.
đź’¨ 0.5g Premium Rosin Vape Pens (WPFF)
Pocket-friendly, terp-loaded, and 100% clean vapor. Perfect for rosin lovers who like to stay lifted on the go.
✊ Built for Connoisseurs, Not Commodities
We’re not here for the hype. We’re here for the culture, the craft, and the community that understands real cannabis. Every product we launch is designed to meet the needs of people who know what they’re smoking—and refuse to settle.
🧬 Backed by Passion & Precision
From sourcing to extraction, quality comes first. Each batch of Life Is Not Grape products is:
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Third-party lab tested
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Small-batch crafted
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Full-spectrum and strain-specific
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Infused with premium genetics
📦 Our Promise
When you shop Life Is Not Grape, you’re getting:
âś… Authentic cannabis products
âś… Solventless, rosin-based purity
âś… Consistent terpene-rich flavor
âś… Discreet shipping & verified drops
âś… Community-first brand support
🎯 Who We Serve
We create for:
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Daily dabbers
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Flavor-forward edible fans
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Medical users who demand solventless wellness
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Casual smokers seeking high-end experiences
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Collectors and connoisseurs who care about the source
🌍 Stay Plugged In
Join the Life Is Not Grape community to get early access to:
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Limited batch drops
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Flavor collabs
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Strain reveals
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Grape-exclusive gear & merch
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